August 2025 Newsletter
Hello everyone,
Hope all is well!
Let's just jump right into things this time. Ready? Go!
Playing with Fire
Our annoying neighbors annoyed us. Riley went to the beach. Hannah did TastyKake math. Kevin kind of went to the beach. Some kid wore a Zelda shirt. Kevin and Kelly may or may not have infiltrated the Russian mafia. And we had Joe and Paula over for dinner.
Apostrophe Catastrophe
Kevin ate a bagel. The bagel was good; the grammar was not. Riley got glasses. We thought about getting religion but got Chinese food instead. Then more Chinese food. Athennia and a Ferrari engine both went missing but were quickly found exactly where one might expect them to be.
Business in the Front
Kevin and Joe are thinking about starting a business. Liv helped Kevin pick tomatoes. Riley started high school! The Germans opened the Ark of the Covenant and their faces melted off. Plus bonus cat pics accompanied by true facts (because nothing connotes bona fide factual information quite like sticking the word true in front of it)!
Out-of-Staters
We all left Pennsylvania for the last day of the month! Athennia and Riley went to Connecticut to visit Taylor; and Kevin just went to New Jersey.
So, yeah... That's August—complete with all the food, arts, and travel of our elegant and cultured lives. Enjoy ;)
Cheers until next time,
Kevin & Athennia & Riley & Taylor