December 2024 Newsletter
Hey all,
Whoa—we haven't emailed you since LAST YEAR, hyuck-hyuck-hyuck!
Christmas has come and gone; 2024 is history; and we had some great moments and made some great memories this past month. Hopefully you all did as well :)
Here's what we got up to...
The 21 Days of Not-Christmas
We started the Christmas countdown off sick but still managed to celebrate our one-year Odinversary, battle a few of our neighbors (and a piranha plant), and outlive Brian Thompson. Plus we had our first snowfall of the winter, and Kevin totally struck it rich off his Equifax breach settlement!
3... 2... 1... Christmas
Athennia took Christmas cookies a tad to far and broke into the drug-smuggling business; we had Christmas Eve-eve-eve dinner at Catherine and Ron's; we had an unexpected visit from an old acquaintance; and then we exchanged gifts with each other (after a slight delay while the authorities inspected them first, of course).
Christmas Passed and Christmas Presence
Christmas brunch at Catherine and Ron's house! The cinnamon rolls got hacked by Jesus! Kelly's gifts got hacked by the Russian! Then our afternoon and evening seemingly got hacked by... Kevin's dad? (We honestly can't explain it.)
The Final Week
A few wildlife sightings, an "extended family Christmas" with Catherine's side of the family, trouble of the Pop-o-Matic variety, and a killer batch of cat pics to make for a humdrum New Year's Eve.
Stay frosty—and happy new year, everyone!
Cheers until next time,
Kevin & Athennia & Riley & Taylor