December 2025 Newsletter
Hi everybody!
We hope you all had a wonderful Christmas and that your 2026 is off to an amazing start :)
Here are our December adventures...
The Golden Hammer (and the Lime-Green Power Tools)
When all you have is a hammer... people probably don't want to live in the apartment above yours. Then, Kevin drew on expertise from his childhood to commit perjury, and Odin ran point on putting up our Christmas tree.
A Power Lunch, and Dinner behind Bars!
Global warming hit us hard and delivered two inches of snow. We failed at cheese steaks and visited the garden of olives. Then we dined in lockup with two other delinquents from the same cellblock. And finally, we dipped into some homemade lasagna to officially kick off Christmas.
Feature Present-ation
Riley got an entire Bath & Body Works store (and some really good music) for Christmas. Athennia and Kevin got a few things as well.
Christmas, Computing, Kassie, and Cat Pics
We had Christmas brunch and opened more presents at Catherine and Ron's, including a surprise gift for Riley that does not violate the bylaws set forth by the Nigerian Communications Commission (in case anyone was wondering). Then Riley had a sleepover with her best friend Kassie, and we rang in the new year watching Stranger Things. Bonus cat pics included :)
And that brings 2025 to a close.
We wish everyone a wonderful new year; and before you know it, we'll be hitting your inbox again soon with a new roundup of weird and goofy (and sometimes downright dumb) adventures.
Cheers for now,
Kevin & Athennia & Riley & Taylor