January 2026 Newsletter
Hey all,
Welcome to the 2026 KARTography newsletter!
Does it kind of look like the 2025 KARTography newsletter? It's exactly the same: Same look, same great taste. Zero trans fat. None of that high-fructose stuff.
Just high-quality ingredients and fresh tales of our adventures, like these...
Christmas Continues!
We got "adult gifts" at family Christmas, played marbles with our nieces, caught our neighbor Ruth's exceptionally busy week on camera, got reprimanded by our landlord, and ate like paupers while Riley dined like royalty.
A Battle Unfought
Kevin set out to publicly checkmate our landlord, but she forfeited the match before he got the chance.
Sweet Sixteen!
Riley turned SIXTEEN, had two birthday dinners, and made out like a bandit with all her cash and prizes!
A Battle Fought!
Kevin set out again to checkmate our landlord. This time the match ended in a draw, but not before he really got to wallop her.
Coulda, Shoulda, Wooda
Our neighbor "Teef" stepped into the spotlight. Kevin and Joe got some work done. Riley had a date with Taaro... and went to Nifty Fiftys, while Athennia and Kevin did not.
This Was Just a Drill
Teef dodged a bullet, we dodged a blizzard, and then we tried being Amish for an hour while helping our neighbors dig their way out. Plus a measily eight bonus cat pics? (Yeah; sorry.)
So, that was January!
We hope your respective new years are all off to a great start as well :)
Until next month,
Kevin & Athennia & Riley & Taylor