June 2026 Newsletter
Hey all,
We hope this newsletter finds you cool, comfortable, and having mitigated the anticipated 104-degree high expected later today. (Then again, if you just take the temperature in Hellsius instead of Fahrenheit, as Athennia likes to do, even 104 is jacket weather.
Anyway, our June was a bit on the slow side, albeit perfectly wonderful for the most part: Riley has officially begun her summer vacation, Athennia has an exciting new job prospect in the works as we speak, and Kevin has been furiously outlining and writing a new novel the past two weeks—although you'll have to click through and read the article if you want the juicy details on his new meth-cooking side hustle...
Hey June, Don't Make it Hot
Athennia has been jumping through interview hoops for an exciting new position. Kevin came into the big bucks after receiving a payout from the Facebook privacy lawsuit. Liv graduated pre-school and everybody said, "Yeah, we'll party to that." We celebrated Father's Day. Odin earned himself a "cone of shame" to stop him from picking at an open wound behind his left shoulder. Teef is still lookin' slick all day every day. And, there are bonus cat pics, plus a breakdown of how Athennia converts Fahrenheit to Hellsius.
We have no real update to provide regarding Athennia's mother Lou at the time being; so, please keep her in your prayers, and feel free to say one for Odin as well :)
Cheers until next month,
Kevin & Athennia & Riley & Taylor