September 2025 Newsletter
Hey all,
Welcome to autumn! And let's be honest: It's about damn time :)
No hollowness here though—we ended summer not with a whimper, but a bang.
Don't believe us? Read it for yourselves...
Two Score and Five Years Ago
We became pumpkin-farmers, paid for meat in a single shot like billionaires, burned some illicit herb, and... celebrated Athennia's ??th birthday.
Birthdays, Bullcrap, and Boomerangs
We celebrated Athennia's birthday again, got a taste of "Ford performance," celebrated Ron's birthday, and had a long-overdue visit with out-of-town family!
Steamed Punks and High-Class Hijinx
We got audited by OSHA while making dinner, called the cops on our classy new neighbors, learned about the dangers of palindromes, and ran into Kevin's cousin Jace about 50 feet away from where he's living right now (which, now that we think about it, was bound to happen eventually). Plus bonus cat pics.
That's about it for now!
Stay cool, and we'll pop into your inbox again around Halloween :)
Cheers until then,
Kevin & Athennia & Riley & Taylor