Family Fauxther's Day I take a break from my carefree bachelor life to practice being something approaching dad-like.
Garden The Wintergarden I play in the dirt and bury seeds; then plants happen. Vermiculite is expensive and prosecutors suck.
Friends The Friend Zone Bees are our friends (except the jerky ones), but this post has nothing to do with bees.
Family March Madness I make everything start with M because I'm feeling clever. Microsoft goes down three points.