Family Reassessment Pennsylvania finds out whether Riley knows how to read and do math. Athennia prunes her family tree a bit.
Family Adventures Off Duck Island It was a dark and stormy night... even for the cesspool of New Jersey!
Family Playin' Fast and Loose in the Hackers' Nest A little bit of hacking... and a crap-ton of fast food.
Family Putting the 'AI' in 'V[A]lent[I]ne's Day' Of course it's artificial; but is it intelligent? And, how well does it know us?
Family Prelude to the Year of the Hedgehog Last week of January? Let's be honest: That's basically just a countdown to my birthday.
Family Christ-más, Por Favor! We already had our Christmas... but now that it's ACTUAL Christmas, we want more!
Family Good Grief, Chuck Sepia! Nothing goes quite to plan on Christmas Eve... but it all works out in the end.
Family Season's Bleatings Penny, for one, won't stand for much more of this! ...And I don't blame her.
News He Is Siamese If You Please... He is Siamese if you don't please. (But let's be real... how could you not?)
Family Thanks Given, Thanks Taken Ups and downs in the final week of November. Let's try to stay positive :)
Family Betting the Farm, or Buying It? A metric ton of bullcrap... with expedited shipping! But, don't worry: We're red koopas in the end.
Family Here's the Core; Now, Where's the Creek? A creekless park is at the core of today's story about rappers, rockfish, and toxic algae.
Family Spiced Munchkin Pie and French Crumb Cake Two little doughnuts turned one and three! The party ran on Dunkin and was sponsored by Coca-Cola.
Family Paradise, Potato Skin, and Punkins (and a Keleton) We closed out October with a killer week packed with tons of fun!
Family Hollow Darkness, My Old Friend Hollow darkness, my old friend... We've come to hike through you again.
Family Burgers, Kings, Mustaches, and Warnings We skated on thin ice... and ate Burger King... and lived to tell about both.
Family Charge, Check, Cache in Hand! An antihurricane rolls through; then we try our hands at geocaching.
Family Our Way and the Highway Scenes from a bureaucratic dystopia... largely in an attempt to make a boring week interesting.
Family Crashing the Party and Riding the Rails Umm... yeah. A party was crashed. Rails were ridden. Just read it.
Family 1 Party, 2 Parents, 3 Parcels, 4 Weeks in Putz-town 1-2-3-4, get that pedal to the floor. Gonna-gonna speed up? Slow down! (Not coolio at all.)
Family Land of Bilk and Money We take a road trip to look at property. Are strange things afoot at the Circle K?
Family Froth of July We "celebrate" our "independence," Riley meets Lee, and we check out a carnival.
Family Familial Festivities and Friendly Favors Also, Fischer gets fleeced; a forethought faux pas; and a finale of feline felicity.
Family Mutatis Mutandis, et Memoriale Memoranda Athennia renames herself and we finish out May with a number of mini adventures.
Family A Matinee and a Hit-and-Runt We squeeze in a few impromptu adventures around Riley taking the PSSAs.
Family A Pretty Penny Kevin and Penny celebrate their anniversary. Not much else happens, but we discuss it anyway.
Family Un Aniversario y una Semana Lenta We celebrate a year of being engaged, then enjoy a relatively slow rest of the week.
Garden In-A-Gadda-Da-Winter What is the link between the acronyms EGBDF, NPK, and GFCI? And why is this outlet so sad?
Family Counterbalance, Countermarch A tug-of-war with the universe as we continue to try to keep things calm and stable...
Family In Like a Lion... March starts off a bit turbulent. But then, March typically does; doesn't it?
Family A Pot Luck Week (with Extra Rice) Riley goes green. Things get hairy at Friendly's. Extra rice happens.
Family An Inconceivable Valentine's Day Weekend Our Valentine's Day weekend is absolutely, totally, and in all other ways inconceivable.
Family Family, Feud... and a Standoffish Mexican? We have a family. We have a feud. And who is this Mexican kid?
Family Marco Polo, Michael Glassbender, and Linus Torvalds... Absolutely zero merchant-explorers, actors, or fathers of the Linux kernel were sighted in this post.
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